Ric Flair Faces Assault Charges

[bones]

I recently had a brief layover in Dallas. As I was walking through the airport, out of the corner of my eye I notice a very orange man. It was in fact, the Nature Boy. He's sitting alone in a very nice suit and nobody is within 200 yards of him. Since he's by the escalator, I have the opportunity walk past the legend. As I get near him, I give him a nod a "sup bro" and keep moving. He glares at me like I'm Ricky Steamboat. I quicken my pace and continue to my flight.

He was a very angry man.