When did you last get laid?

[bad beetz]

I had this conversation with Haakee about a week ago.

I would say that 90% of women will say, "It's my period, we can't do it."

About ½ to 2/3 of those women will let you still bang if you say you don't care about the vaj blood, and the other 1/3 still consider it too gross for themselves, so it's still a no go.

I fall on the “I don’t care baby... I got towels!!!” side of things and so does Haakee, but I actually think we may be in the minority…. Because I think if you take into account states like Utah, then the number of people willing to do the bloody sex is probably <50%. But then there are always those promiscuous Norwegians to tip the balance. Who knows what those sexual deviants are up to? They probably got horses and oompaloompas pooing on each other….. Vagina blood is a walk in the park….. But I digress…. But Norwegians are freaks. Oh, and the Germans.

I mean, if I’m willing to stick it in a girls butt I GOTTA be willing to put it in a bloody vaj, right?!


One final thing I will say is that I don’t want to see the blood on my wiener. I like it dark, because that [censored] is gross.