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Old 11-25-2005, 08:10 AM
stokken stokken is offline
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I have three kids, I am so fertil that if I even think about sex and my wife is around we are scared that she is pregnant again.(Which really would be all the time [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img])

Well, sometimes these little offsprings of mine( all girls) conspire aginst us and endour in nocturnal events. The eldest(6) will then wake up about 2-3am and shake some action into her sister(4) which will all to happily complie, then they throw a party in the living room, often including the frige and espesially icecream. Sooner or later they are so sugerhigh that they`ll wake their baby sister (1),now neither are easilly persuaded to crawl back in bed. Wheras I barely can make one braincell function on low battery at this hr if I have gone to deep sleep, and are less then amusing to socialize with. Usually I`d be up playing poker though. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] So much in need of my sleep due to a rough loong night the day before yesterday i decided that yesterday I was set on not playing as I know my self to detoriate from good game to say the least when this tired. But I dozed of when putting the kids to bed, and after about one hr of drooling on the floor next to my youngest hopefull one I woke and decided to play. So much for selfdicipline

I ran three tournaments at once(also a smart move) and was placed top 30 or better in all when there where 100 to go in the 11 r(700+ entrants),9 th in a 650 sat w 20 to go, and 6th in a 380 ept sat with 9 to go, when I managed to darktunnel from all within the span of 3 minutes. Ofcourse by this time I was on autopilot, taking my coffe intravenously and chewing my sigarettes(actually thinking they were`nt to bad), and with a bladder the size of a fully inflated airbag.It is such an ego boost to be able to piss continously for more then a minute!! Ah well I tilted like a chourus of pinball maschines waking no less then 3 kids!! All but ready to take on a new day of adventure
What am I jibbering about?

DONT PLAY WHEN YOU ARE TIRED, IT IS A WASTE OF MONEY [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

For what it is worth Stokken
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