1st Annual Donksgiving Day

[SoftcoreRevolt]

I have seen far too many threads on this forum, and in this sub forum in particular complaining about donks, their poor play, suck outs, how poker must be rigged if they win, and once in awhile people insulting the donks while they play.

Well enough is enough and it is time for a change. While we Americans thank the Indians for giving us Manhatten Island for some beads and string (Also known as Thanksgiving) I want each of you to be nice to the donkeys for a day. Say NH every time they win. When they are in a big hand against someone else, silently root for the donkey to win.

And I want each and everyone of you who hasn't properly thanked Elzor Patron Saint of Donkeys to thank her for bestowing upon the Online Poker World such beautiful donkeys in this very thread.

Donksgiving Day will end tomorrow at 11:59 PM Eastern Standard Time, so you west coasters better not wait until the last minute, or Elzor will populate your game with rocks.