AIDS-King offsuit

[private joker]

8/16 at the Bike. Shant's worst nightmare. Every player is fatter and more obnoxious than the next. It takes 15 minutes to play a hand because one drunk keeps exchanging purple $25 chips for green $2 chips -- every. single. time. he. bets. or. calls. And some other prick acts like each decision is for the WPT Championship. And he sucks. The ones that aren't fat have bad breath. I can't table change because it's a must move game. I don't drive over to Commerce because it's worse over there.

CO in this hand is a tight, thinking player. He has a lot of chips. My image is good; I've only shown down winners/strong hands.

A fish open-limps UTG. CO raises, I 3-bet on the button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. LAGgy SB who might as well be smacking his c[/i]ock up and down on the felt between hands cold-calls 2.5, the fish folds, and CO calls. 3 to the flop.

Flop comes A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].

SB checks, CO checks, I bet. SB calls, CO raises, I 3-bet, SB folds. CO caps, and I taste the hamburger I ate for dinner come back up my esophagus and burn my throat like hot sand. By that I mean, I call.

Turn brings the 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].

Now CO checks. WTF? OK, so I bet. CO raises. I cry, peel all my toenails off, put them in the rack where my chips used to be, pour Tobasco sauce on the open wounds, and fold.

I continue playing live because online is even worse.

Questions: Does anyone just call the flop c/r and raise the turn? Does anyone check the turn behind and call a river bet UI? Does anyone call down the turn c/r? Does anyone stop playing poker?