Pirate time!

[diebitter]

I suggest today, we all try doing a stupid pirate voice in an inappropriate situation, and tell the result. I've done mine already, as I was bored.

Business meetings, trying lines on girls, ordering food, whatever.

Mine has been on the train this morning, very early, mostly empty carriage:

Ticket checker, walking through the train: "Tickets from XXX, please?"

Me, showing ticket: "It be a cold marnin today, matey! The frost be bitin hard, AAAAARRRRRRRR!"

Him: "", then, "Tickets from xxxx, please", walks on.


Else, post your thought for the day in piratespeak, please.