Did all the hilarious dry up around here?

[private joker]

I just had an interesting dialogue with a tilting man at Hustler.

I hadn't said a word to seat 3 all night, and in fact didn't even really notice him at the table. But everyone was being pretty friendly and talkative, a nice vibe overall.

I'm in seat 5 and open-raise. Immediately seat 3 starts going off at me.

3: It's my blind, you know! You're raising my blind!
Me: I'm just playing my cards.
3: You raise, I call! I didn't even want to call, but you raised it, so I'll play!

I proceed to flop a set, and he bets into me. I raise. The turn fills me up. He check-calls down. I turn over my cards.

Me: I have a full house.
3: Aaaahh!!!

And he angrily throws his cards at the dealer. This is where super-tilt begins.

3: You raise my blind? Now every time you have the blind, I raise. You raise my blind, I raise yours!
Me: Why?
3: Because you raised my blind!
Me: It wasn't personal. I had the best hand.
3: I raise your blind every time from now on.
Me: Why are you taking it personally? We're just playing cards.
3: I'm not taking it personally! But when you raise my blind, I raise yours!

And of course, he did. My big blind and my small blind. The first few times I folded, and he lost the pot to limpers. The next time I flopped top pair and let him bluff into me for a couple streets. Took it down again. He's down 3 stacks since the blow-up.

3: That will teach you a lesson! Don't raise my blind, I hope you learned!
Me: Learned what?
3: Not to raise my blind!
Me: Why are you acting like I did it to you personally?
3: It's not personal, but it was my blind! Now when you're in the blind, I raise!
Me: I don't know what you're talking about.
3: Good! Then don't talk to me again! Anymore!

What a shame.