Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped

I got dumped for watching the OC once. I was late meeting this girl, and when I told her it was because I lost track of time watching TV she didn't really care, but when I told her it was the OC I was watching, she kicked me to the curb.

A friend of mine got dumped because her boyfriend overheard her tell another girl she thought guys making out was hot. The guy told her he couldn't go out with someone who fantasized about him kissing another guy.