Worst / dumbest reason you got dumped

[Lady Dont Tekno]

How bout a good reason?

In like 11th grade my friend was trying to find a creative way to dump his girlfriend or get dumped (yeah he's a real sweetheart). So anyway he tells her to wear something nice and that he's going to take her out to dinner somewhere special. She get's really excited and he picks her up in tux and blindfolds her and drives her around in circles for awhile. He then takes her to the local McDonalds and walks her in w/ a bag full of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

She cried and broke up w/ him on the spot.

Oh high school...