Mike O'Malley, I need a PP EYEPATCH

[brazilio]

So.

I was internetting through my internet to other people's internets, and while our internets were internetting I internetted into a BRILLIANT idea. Imagine kurosh. He's ballin it. He's playing 400/800 HU against Neverwin all pimped out. Neverwin's 5-betting him with T4s, but then all the [censored] hits the fan and he cracks kurosh's AA, kurosh turns into a huge tiltmonkey with emotional issues.


Now, imagine kurosh. He's ballin HU playing Neverwin HU at 400/800. He's 5-betting Neverwin with T4s and cracking the [censored] out of Neverwin's AA. He just took 20k off Neverfish. You know why?

Because he's got a Party Poker EYEPATCH, that's why. You all could be ballin it too, think about it.