Poor Myrtle

[Sad Sack]

<font color="green">Little Myrtle was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc...

Myrtle was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Myrtle aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Myrtle, "He plays for the Red Sox, but I was too embarrassed to say so." </font>


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