I am buying a Dodge Viper with my Poker money...

[Mike Haven]

Don't forget we drive on the left and sometimes have to turn right across oncoming right-of-way traffic ...

She was remarkably unhurt, thank goodness. Visiting her during her check-up in hospital while the other guy was being wheeled past with neck brace and attendant team of nurses, etc, was the most unnerving thing about the whole unfortunate incident.

That is, of course, apart from the miracle that my son decided to stay in bed instead of going shopping with her. (He would have been in the front left seat.)