Best cab driver stories

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I don't take a ton of cab rides... and when I do I'm often in no state to remember them, but...

A couple weeks ago we got a cabbie who must have been drunk or something. First he took a right turn at a stopsign at like 15MPH (that was as slow as he got).

Later, the light we needed to turn left at turned red right in front of us. He swerved and almost without slowing down turned right, whipped a Uey and sped straight through the green. On both right turns my 280 pound friend was thrown up in the air onto my 160 pound friend (I was in front chatting w/ crazie cabbie)