How often do you drop a deuce?

[DCopper04]

I don't drop a deuce very often, maybe once every other day. It's not unusual for me to go a couple days without visiting the commode, but I normally keep up a pace of 3 or 4 times a week.

I had a roommate who would have to go 2 or 3 times every day. I never really understood how the hell he could go so much. He also went real quick every time, like he had rapid-fire deuces or something. I always take my time, it is a rarity for me to get in and out of the bathroom in less than about 8 minutes.

I've been interested to know how often girls deuce, but I have yet to get a straight answer. I've asked a few of my good female friends, but they refuse to discuss such topics. But from the limited information I have gathered, it seems that girls deuce less often than guys, I'm guessing because they tend to eat less.

Has anyone ever done an upper-decker deuce? I've been wanting to try it as a prank but I can't do it on the toilets in my dorm. I have yet to meet someone who has done it.