Dumbest/Funniest/Best Thing You've Done While Blacked Out

[hobbsmann]

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my buddy's blackout.

One summer night back in college days, after a full day of heavy drinking, I drop my bud off at his parent's house. I know he went inside.
Next morning (red-eyed 7:00am) I go to pick him up to head to work. He's sleeping on the front lawn in the same shirt from the night before, and his boxers. That's it. He has no idea why!
I help him inside so he can get his sh!t together for work. I end up talking to his ultra-cool dad who gives me the scoop.
Buddy wandered into his 14 yr old brother's room and proceeded to stand and urinate all over the brother's bed.
Buddy didn't know brother was spending the night at a friend's.
Buddy also didn't know that Mom & Dad had a fight the night before.
Buddy's dad was sleeping in brother's bed.
Buddy's dad threw him out onto the front lawn.
He fell asleep where he landed.

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ROFL