What should I do with my busted iPod?

[tonypaladino]

My iPod stopped working, and according to the guys at Techserve, it is not repairable. It is no longer under warranty.

Options as for what do do with my new $300 paperweight are:

1. Chuck it at someone I don't like.
2. Chuck it through the window of someone I don't like.
3. Sell it on eBay for parts for $50.
4. Pay Crimson to eat it.
5. Turn it into some sort of modern art.
6. Play a terrible joke on someone where I take their iPod and then smash a decoy (mine) on the floor.

Pick one or fill in your own.