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Old 10-31-2005, 05:17 PM
WhiskyRiver WhiskyRiver is offline
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Default Re: Poker Joke

Does anyone actually know of any GOOD poker jokes?

Only one I can remember hearing, that I actually like:
How do you kill a bad poker player?
Throw a gutshot over a cliff.



Favorite Joke as of late (semi-tasteless):

A serial killer was dragging his latest victim through the woods, and she was understandly crying and upset. The killer asked her what her problem was, and she said "I'm scared." To which he replied, "YOU'RE scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone."
Ba-dum-ching.
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