Alternative to chapstick?

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There are manly reasons for needing some kind of lip balm, like if you're an olympic skier or some kind of Nordic fisherman. Basically anyone who's outside in cold windy conditions.

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it's late and I don't really wanna go out

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you think getting out of the recliner isn't as taxing as fishing the frozen seas?

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No one can ever leave me. Ever.