Krishan's Limrick Contest

There once was a young man called Clive
The most unlucky player alive
Houses crushed his nut flushes
Pocket aces got busted
Every time he flopped quads they flopped five

So he thought he would share all his pain
With some others who'd been through the same
He logged onto a forum
And proceeded to bore them
Again and again and again

When he checked back though, things were amiss
Responses weren't quite as he wished
Despite his bad luck
No one there gives a f~~k
Cos it's you sir not them who's the fish