Hi, I'm a typical American

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My completely ineffective gov't lies to me to my face repeatedly, oil companies [censored] me in the ass every time I fill up or try and heat my home and nobody will do anything about it, I probably know someone or know someone who knows someone that has died in a meaningless 'war' in Iraq, I spend two hours a day in traffic simply because my local and state gov't (and the DoT) is incompetent, my kids can't go to school because politicians are too busy lining their own pockets to pay teachers, inflation is going up 100x faster than my cost of living increases, and/or I'm a terminally ill patient and my gov't wants to tell me whether I can ease my pain or not, and/or I'm a gay person and the gov't is trying to steal my rights, and/or I'm a poor minority and the gov't will run me into the ground rather than help me ease my way out of poverty, I pay two or three times what I'd need to in taxes if my elected officals didn't rip me off each and every day, blah blah

But you know what? It's not that bad because I have my cell phone and my oversized SUV and what else could you possibly need?