Krishan's Limrick Contest

[krishanleong]

In my crusade against low content whiny downswing posts and stat posts with 0 self-analysis I have decided to have a competition. My how to pull out of a downswing post didn't quell the insurrection. I'm looking for a limrick (or other rhymed poem) that gets the following points across with humor, and elegance.

If you are a winning player, just keep playing. Whining won't help. If you are a losing player, posts like these won't turn you into a winning player. You are a turd for posting this crap.

I will then respond to posts I think are no-content whiny posts with the winning poem forever.

The poem must be 2-3 stanzas. The limrick rhyme scheme is AABBA. For example...

Hi, I play 10/20
Sometimes it gets me all benty
But when I win big
and suckout like a pig
My pants start to look kinda tenty.

I write really bad limricks. That is the reason for the contest. I want a good one.

The winner will get access to 1.2 Mil 5/10 hands, 1 Mil 10/20 hands, 450K 3/6 hands, 800K 2/4 hands, and 5 Mil 15/30+ hands. This is not a lame excuse to advertise since I'm shutting down my business.

Winner announced in this thread on Sunday.

Krishan