Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.

[mackthefork]

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so wrong. Charm and self-effacement is extremely effective with sober, clever nice girls.

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ok. Here's a challenge. Someone, using "charm and self-effacement" walk up to a sober, clever, nice girl they don't know and say "Suck me, beautiful" and report back. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Film quotes almost never work, heres one I used at Chester zoo;

Shoot the ostrich

Went down like a lead balloon.

Mack