Pick-up Lines guarunteed to fail.

I was at a party a while back, and a buddy of mine who has since quit drinking (you'll understand why he quit in a second) was absolutely hammered, and I heard him utter the the 2 most horrid pick-up lines that I've ever heard someone pitch . And he wasn't joking, this was truly his attempt to get laid that night! The conversation went as follows: He sits next to the poor girl, puts his arm around her and says: "baby, I'm all over you like white on rice." And to this she responds, "I'm sorry, Im not into one night stands" to which he promptly replys, "then how about a five night stand?" Have any of you ever heard or uttered any come-on as bad as this? Does this crap ever REALLY work?