I Just Sharted!

[Conspir8or]

I had that happen when I was home recovering from food poisoning. I was sitting on the couch while my roommate napped in the easy chair on the other side of the room. I felt a stirring in the Force, guessed it was gas, let rip, and felt a leak. Couch took a hit. Hoping to eliminate the evidence, I tiptoped past my roommate to the kitchen to retrieve a sponge. He woke up to see me tiptoeing back with it. I confessed. He reacted about the same way as Seinfeld did when Poppy peed on his couch.