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Re: Russians & Vodka
Former Ukrainian PM Yulia Tymachenko (hot) goes to Vladimir Putin looking for economic assistance. Putin says he would be happy to help- provided Tymachenko performs oral on him.
"Sure" says Yulia. "Stand on this chair". "Why do I have to stand on that chair?" Putin asks. "Because Ukraine doesn't get on it's knees for anyone" Tymachenko replies. A Chukcha drives from Moscow to St. Petersburg in 7 hours. The return trip takes 28. When the Chukcha returned his buddy asked him, "What took you so long to get back, Bruiser"? The Chukcha replies, "There are four gears for going forward but only one for reverse". |
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