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Some of these only jews will get.... > All we ever hear are Jewish jokes, so here are some Gentile jokes: > > A Gentile goes into a clothing store and says, "This is a very fine > jacket. How much is it?" > The salesman says, "It's $500." > The Gentile says, "OK, I'll take it." This plays on the stereotype that Jewish people are always on the lookout for a bargain. > > ******************* > Two Gentiles meet on the street. The first one says, "You own your own > business, don't you? How's it going?" > The other Gentile says, "Just great! Thanks for asking!" > This plays on the stereotype that Jewish business owners are always complaining about their business. > ******************** > Two Gentile mothers meet on the street and start talking about > children. Gentile mother 1 (said with pride): "My son is a construction > worker!" Gentile mother 2 (said with more pride): "My son is a truck > driver!" > This plays on the stereotype that Jewish mothers think their children are failures unless they become doctors or lawyers. > ******************* > A man calls his mother and says, "Mother, I know you're expecting me > for dinner this evening, but something important has come up and I > can't make it." His mother says, "OK." > This plays on the stereotype that Jewish mothers are smothering. > ************************************************** **** > A Gentile couple goes to a nice restaurant. > The man says: "I'll have the steak and a baked potato, and my wife > will have the julienne salad with house dressing. We'll both have > coffee." The waiter says, "How would you like your steak and salad > prepared?" The man says, "I'd like the steak medium......the salad is > fine as is." The waiter says, "Thank you." > This plays on the stereotype that Jewish people are demanding and particular when it comes to ordering in a restaurant. > ************************************************** *********** > A Gentile man calls his elderly mother. > He asks, "Mom, how are you feeling? Do you need anything?" > She says, "I'm feeling fine, and I don't need anything. Thanks for > calling." [/ QUOTE ] > See above re: Jewish mothers. > |
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