those that know, do. those that understand, teach.

For the last few months I've been building up a bankroll playing 3/6NL, 5/10NL and 10/20NL at PartyPoker, constantly working on my game and moving up when I've been running well. Recently I've been seeing some very soft games at Ultimate Bet and was thinking about taking a shot at the short-handed NL games there. I then realized that this would be a great time for me to get some coaching and really finetune my game.
Basically, I am looking to pay someone lots of money to watch me play a few sessions and tell me how much I suck. Please PM me if are interested and feel you're qualified for the job.