Scottsdale, Az

[Boris]

Wow, I've never seen so many hot, plastic chicks concentrated in one place. Tried to experience the night life but could not stomach the club scene. Not sure they'd even let me in if I wanted. I did find one cool little bar called the Italian Grotto. The owner and manager were Italian and had tons of stories about hanging out with MLB execs and players. Maybe they were full of it but who cares. They gave us lots of free booze. Also ran into a guy selling cuban cigars. My laywer was with me and he assured me they were legit. Of course I'd never actually buy the damn things. I mean they're illegal. To cap it all off I spaced out my pker money in the hotel room. I didn't realize it until I was almost through security. Lucky me the maids were honest and the cab driver was fast. Didn't even miss my flight out.