Who's the REAL king of OOT?

I may be a newb in this forum, but I'm ready to stake my claim as King of this forum... I'm sure you're asking yourself; "how do you intend to do that you Amish porno loving freak?" I'll tell you how! A no-holds barred, single elimination rock-paper-scissors tournament. Does this sound like a good idea? I figure we can post the results right here in the forum foir ultimate bragging rights.