Passionfruit update...

[jakethebake]

For those that have requested these updates...

I may have found the culprit that has been cutting pieces out and leaving 3/4 of a donut sitting in the kitchen.

Passionfruit just sat down at his desk with pieces of two different kinds of cheesecake from the kitchen that someone brought in. The cheesecake was one of those sampler with normal sized pieces of like 6 flavors. He felt it necessary to cut about 1" off the tip of two pieces in order to "stay true to my diet."

He also just informed me of the latest celebrity gossip and pronounced Marc Anthony's name as AHN-dtoh-ney.

This may be the day he dies.