Can you find me a hot economics phd student?

[partygirluk]

I've searched through so many [censored] economics department sites and most of them will have a facebook with photos of their postgrad students.

Facts

1) 80% are guys
2) The other 20% are without exception pug ugly.
3) This means I am going to be in a work environment sans anything shaggable until I am [censored] 30.

please please please find something to prove me wrong and stop me from just slitting my wrists

ty

Dean