Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

[runner4life7]

[ QUOTE ]
This is me: I'm at a restaurant after our district Cross Country meet (which I won, incidentally) ordering my meal and the waitress asks me if I'd like soup or salad. They always seem to say it fast so it comes out sounding like "would you like a super salad," So I say "Yep." How can I pass up a "Super Salad?"

The waitress gets a blank look on her face and asks again, "would you like a soup or salad?" I say "certainly." She says "you're going to have to choose sir."

Me==>>"Choose what?"
her==>>"Either a soup or a salad"
Me==>>"Oh I'm a retard, I'll have a salad." everyone at the table agrees.

Waitress==>> "And would you like a bottomless soda with that"

Me==>> "Does it come with refills".....

[/ QUOTE ]

Holy [censored], I went to dinner with my CC team and my friend thats a little "slower" had the same "super salad" problem. Sorry but this just made me laugh real hard, what are the odds. No soda part though unfortunately