Dumbest thing you've ever heard?

[Yeti]

What is it?

My friend's gf is 18yo. I've never been her biggest fan, as she is loud, obnoxious and very, very dumb. Anyway, last Saturday I am drinking with friends in the pub and she is there. Somehow pate is the topic of discussion.

This idiot honestly believed that pate was produced from babies umbilical cords. She claimed this is something she had learned off her mother.

WTF? Obviously I got a pretty good joke in regarding Brussels pate, but seriously, how do these people exist? Can anyone top this?