You dial, the phone rings, someone picks up, oops, wrong number...

[Shajen]

"Hello?"

"Hi, is Bob there?"

"I think you've dialed the wrong number."

"Is this 555-123-4567?"

"Yes, but you have the wrong number, there is no one named Bob here."

"Well, this is the number that Bob gave me."

At this point I usually just hang up on them. I DON'T CARE WHAT [censored] NUMBER BOB GAVE YOU, THIS AIN'T HIM, YOU DUMB WHORE.

(I feel better)