bike receives a note on bike seat

[meleader2]

11 pm, i ride 5 blocks to a friend's house and park my bike across the street, chained to a lamp post in between the street and the sidewalk, on the grass. i don't feel like lugging the schwinn up a flight of stairs into my friend's house. it just so happened that the owner of the house i park in front of was pulling his SUV into the driveway at the time. 1 am i walk outside and see a piece of paper on the bike seat. it reads:

"Please do not park your bike here anymore. Thank you."

instantly, i laugh, then i think about the fun things i can do:

1) chain an old tire to the lamp post permanently.
2) leave a note on their door with contents reading ___________

OOT fills in the blank. anything else grotesque i can chain to the lamp post?

weee!