Why I suck at poker (LC)

[Harv72b]

Variance has bent me over and rammed a large shiny object into a tight orifice over the last 24 hours. It seemed like I was taking it better than I have in the past, but it still sucked. Then, I see myself making utterly stupid mistakes like this one, and I wonder what I was even doing at a table.

Reads: CO is an utterly retarded LAG, bordering on true maniac. A couple orbits before he had 3-bet my UTG raise with 39o and never stopped raising after flopping bottom pair (the 3). No real read on MP3, but he's seemed reasonable over a small sample size. Hero has a good table image.

Party Poker 5/10 Hold'em (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP3 calls, CO calls, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, BB calls.

Flop: (8.40 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, MP3 calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 caps</font>, CO calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (10.20 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO 3-bets</font>, Hero calls, <font color="#CC3333">MP3 caps</font>, CO calls, Hero folds.

I'm posting this more as a cautionary thing for those people who don't fully realize that tilt takes many forms. If you wanna mock my play, please feel free--I deserve it. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]