Sucker's 2 day Hangover trip report: The Chinese

[Ulysses]

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I would like to hereby take credit for discovering and naming "The Chinese", as Diablo will attest.

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I do not believe that is correct. Evan and I used to go there long before your indoctrination to the glory of The Buddha Bar. And it has always been The Chinese.

However, the following is among the greatest episodes ever to transpire at The Buddha Bar:

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Mark, that
rat bastard, was trying to hold out the good stuff
from me.

"What's that? Can I try it?"
"No, no, no. Only Chinese people drink that."
"Do you drink it?" [Mark is very Chinese]
"NO WAY!"
"I want it. Gimmee The Chinese! Gimmee The Chinese! Gimmee The Chinese!"
I think I ordered 5 shots for 3 people and ended up having
to drink 3 and a half of them.


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To fully understand and appreciate this, you must envision a very drunk guy nearly 8 feet tall with very long arms at full extension screaming at the top of his lungs "GIVE ME THE CHINESE! I WANT THE CHINESE!"

mosta, was this the same night as the ill-fated dice match for the tab?

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I forgot my best description of it, something like syrupy mouthwash
crossed with a dirty shoe.

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I believe you aptly described it as cough syrup soaked in dirty shoe, the best description ever.