I Will Talk to Your Buddy and Paste the Convo

[Survivor]

YOU:
1) Post the name of your friend whom you wish to prank.
2) Post his or her IM name. (AOL IM ONLY!)
3) Post his or her gender.
4) Post something useful for me.
5) Post a word (non-obscene) which you want me to work into the conversation over and over again.

ME:
1) I choose the best of the "YOU" posts.
2) I talk to your friend.
3) I post the conversation.

US:
1) "lol."