PokerStars Customer Service Response, Funny stuff

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Well, I am one rumor away from abandoning Pokerstars. Has to be a great one though and I doubt that is within OPs capabilities.


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Did you hear that Poker Stars causes flipper babies?

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I thought they just took food off the plates of flipper babies. You mean they cause them first and THEN take their food?!?!?

Acme

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And then when they die, they grind their corpses up to make that gum that comes in the FPP store packages.

They're just bastards.