Typing speed competition

[Patrick del Poker Grande]

In high school, I ended up in some lame keyboarding class where I typed faster than the teacher and she wanted me to join some gayrod typing team and go to competitions and [censored]. I said [censored] NO! I tested at 122wpm in the class and the goal for the class was to be able to type 40wpm. The stupid bitch gave me a B because I didn't improve enough, having come into the class typing 90wpm+. I think she was just jealous that I could type faster than her. She sucks. Now I suck. I doubt I'd get over 60 or 70 wpm now.

One other thing that was kind of fun was they used all the old keyboards for this class. For all the youngins here, the way a keyboard bolds a letter is to strike it twice. I set the bold lock on and when we'd have a time test, I'd type my 100wpm+, which would be too fast for the keyboard to keep up with when it was double-striking and it would keep going for like 20 seconds after the minute test was up. You had to do everything you could in that class to keep entertained. Luckily, there were a couple fun/hot chicks sitting next to me, so that kept me entertained most of the time.