What's the dumbest thing you have ever done that involves injury?

[JihadOnTheRiver]

2.5 years ago at a kegger in Pensacola, FL (pre-Ivan). I was just getting into hazy blackout world. My buddy had his brand new dirtbike with him, and we were at a house on the beach. I was dikin around with it, doing wheelies and falling off, but nothing too stupid.

A while goes by, some shenanigans, and the dude says something to somebody that I somehow hear about trying to light my hair on fire. I thought that sounded funny. I said good luck trying, but if you do, I'm going to wreck your bike on purpose. He thought that was funny.

With the challenge set, about a half an hour goes by, and he somehow gets grain alcohol onto my hair without me knowing. Next thing I know, my hairs on fire. I thought it was pretty funny. Fire went out, we all laughed. While we were still laughing, I got on his bike (250, brand new).

I didn't bother getting it out of the driveway and on to the beach. So I started it, let out one last roar of insane alcoholic laughter, dropped it into first, gave it about 8000 RPM or so, and popped the clutch. A wheelie of epic proportions then occured.

I fell on my back, the bike continues forward another few feet, hit a tree, and came back onto me. The right side foot peg (which on a dirt bike is very rigid for grip and all metal obviously) landed on the top of my left foot. I was wearing sandals.

The blood was pretty intense. It made a 2" gash on my foot, all the way to the bone. I was, again, really really drunk, so I felt no pain. My friends had to go to the store and get disinfectant, but in the mean time they used the equally effective substitute of beer, vodka, some gin, and a great deal of the aforementioned grain alcohol.

The party soon thereafter dismantled. I never went to the hospital. The scar is pretty gross. What's my grade PDirty?

-JOTR

PS. Pokerdirty, I really feel that you should refer to yourself as P. Dirty.