internet poker is dying

[csuf_gambler]

not.

so this guy at my school that says he wants to get into poker. his never been to the casino and doesn't know sh1t. he says he KILLS the play money games.

he just messaged me on aim. pure comic gold.


Him: i was up today almost 400 bucks on the 15/30 tables on pokerstars
Him: im still too scared to do higher stakes
Me: lol dude. wtf u doing playing 15/30
Him: IM POOR
Him: lol
Me: were u seriously playing 15/30
Him: yeah dude i told you im poor
Him: but i have 400 poker dollars now... im just gonna gradually build it
Him: no reason to risk my school money
Me: ur gonna go broke playing 15/30
Him: why
Me: 15/30 is no joke
Me: and i doubt u have the bankroll for it
Him: well whatever, it was working... i planned on staying for like
Him: 15 minutes
Him: and i kept getting pocket pairs n like tripping the flip
Him: like every time i got a pocket pair i either boated or tripped
Me: lol ok
Him: whatever it made me 400 bucks in less than an hour
Him: thats a lot... a LOT for me
Me: how much did u sit down with
Him: at first like 500 cuz like i said i didn't plan on staying long
Me: good job
Him: what? did u think i'd sit with like 100 bucks? people would be GUNNIN for me
Me: lol
Him: so i have 900 bucks deticated to poker now... still broke
Him: but it'll get up there
Him: eventually
Him: if i can resist spending it now that i have some income :x
Me: good luck
Him: luck? rofl
Him: luck has nothing to do with it
Him: :-)


my initial impression was that this guy is an idiot and maybe i should help me. but then he kept talking like a retard so i was just like let him do what he wants and let him go broke. only way he will learn.

so to all the naysayers, this is why internet poker will never die, cause of retards like this.