Topic in a writing contest

[ChipWrecked]

I'm signed up in a creative writing contest due to a bout of temporary insanity. I'm a 'mildly intelligent monkey who majored in business' and I'm up against a pack of English major liberal arts types.

Week One: write a Star Wars -esque opening crawl for an existing movie that doesn't have one. Said movie can't be sf.

I'm thinking 'Clerks', but if anybody has a suggestion I'm all ears.

Oh yeah. There is no prize. It's just for fun and bragging rights. Maybe I had a bout of stupidity. Not temporary.