I want a unique pet

[HopeydaFish]

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No cats, no dogs, no birds, probably not fish.

I'd prefer something somewhat quiet, yet entertaining with tons of bonus points if practically everyone who sees my pat has to ask what it is.

I'd like to keep the final price tag under $1000 w. cage and everything included. Any ideas?

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Adopt a child from a third world country and then keep him in a cage.