I have no idea....

[jakethebake]

So we're sitting in the wife's minivan at the mall the other day and she asks my 3-1/2 year old son something in the backseat to which he responds, "I don't have no idea what you're talking about, bitch." Then while we sit there staring at him, he says it several more times to emphasize to Mom & Pops that he's learned a new word.

While hilarious now, this was not funny at the time but it did tell me three things:

1. My 3-1/2 year old's grammar is terrible.
2. I need to stop using my 00t phraseology around the house.
3. He's picking up inappropriate words outside the home since bitch is not a word I ever use.

Anyway, given the [censored] I get over my use of, "I have no idea what you're talking about, " I thought someone might find this humorous.