Yeah so its late one night and i'm at the Taj...

....you know, grinding it out at the low stakes

tables and johnny f*ckin chan walks in. The whole place stops to put an eye on him, you

know, johnny f*ckin chan. He comes in and sits down, 300/600. You know what I did? I

went and sat down. After about 20mins of him bull dozing the table I decide to pull rank

for the table and decide you know what, I don't care about the money, I just wanna

outplay this guy, THIS hand. So he raises, I reraise. He comes back over the top of me

like im some f*cking tourist. I hesitate for like 3 seconds and reraise. He calls.

Flop comes out all blanks and I bet, he raises me. I take a look down at my duece seven

and decide you know what, I do care about the money, i'm not matt damon, this is stupid,

I fold. I ask him "Did you have it?", he says "Ofcourse you idiot" and shows me pocket

aces. I get up and walk back over to the penny tables. I sat with the best in the

world, and I lost.