I'm drunk, horny, and lonely

[blaze666]

go away shawn_p. just kidding, please don't kill yourself. most people that are seriously suicidal come out of it soon enough, and go on to become happy. since you posted about being suicidal here, i assume that you are provoking us to give you a reason not to.

i kinda know how you feel (but i have never felt REALLY suicidal) but take up flower arranging, it'll mellow you out.


but JUST IN CASE you do happen to commit suicide, PLEASE make a really cool suicide note, not like those rubbish depressing ones, like cobain's.