Re: Washing hands revisited
I see the fake handwash all the time. Someone washes their hands, but only if you're looking. He gets the back of one hand with a splash, but only if you're looking. Then gets both hands wet, but only if you're looking. Then he hits the soap pump, but only if you're looking. Then he notices whether soap actually came out, and gets enough soap, but only if you're looking. Then he washes thoroughly instead of just rinsing the soap off, but only if you're looking. Then he uses paper towels instead of just shaking his hands off, but only if you're looking. Then he uses a hundred paper towels.
Ideally, if no one is there, he sprints straight from taking a dump out the door without stopping at the sink.
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