Worst thing you've heard just as you're mounting up

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"Hold on, I have to go poop real fast..."

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I've heard that one too. I've also heard, "Here put this red towel under my ass."

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That's [censored] gross if it means what I think it means.

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That's what it means. Gross is a state of mind, though.

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The towel/sex isn't gross.

It is gross that she has a red towel for it specifically meaning she washes and keeps it.

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I think they all do.