problems finding parking

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since im too inept to make a poll...

i live in philadelphia. parking is limited. my [censored] head neighbor parks his el camino in what would be two spots (do you know what i mean? its street parking, but he positions his car so noone can park in front or behind him, its difficult to explain i guess).

but here's the issue. i thought about leaving a note saying "hey [censored] head if you dont like parking your car in the city the way the rest of have to, leave the city", or i thought about keying his car.

what should i do?

remember, this guy is also an obnoxious prick, so there is no reason to feel sympathy for him, however i do hate to hurt the el camino.

edit: removed poker content.